Tag: clean jokes
group name: funlife
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June 05, 2007 09:58 AM EDT --
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the "US "
21. Tries to use credit cards in a roadside hotel.
20 . Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health . . . more
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June 05, 2007 10:04 AM EDT --
Zoology Test
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor . . . more
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June 05, 2007 10:44 AM EDT --
I wonder how true some of these would be. What do you think? This came in my email.
If men got pregnant ...
Maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay.
There would be a cure for . . . more
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October 07, 2007 06:57 AM EDT --
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's . . . more
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October 07, 2007 07:00 AM EDT --
Fact: 1
You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
FACT: 2
After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
FACT: 3
Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa!
FACT:4
Now u r laughing . . . more
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October 07, 2007 07:03 AM EDT --
Facts under lined
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction . . . more
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June 05, 2007 09:54 AM EDT --
If you ever get lost in india
and want to find out where you are, this
is the best way of doing just that.
scenario 1
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and they start arguing . . . more
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June 05, 2007 09:46 AM EDT --
I think a lot of people have read these rules and try to go by them. I received this in my email.
Rule No. 1: When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, . . . more
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August 17, 2007 04:40 PM EDT --
A little humor makes the day go better for me and I hope others. I received these in my email.
A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 ("knowing my own . . . more
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August 20, 2007 10:12 AM EDT --
I hope these will bring a smile to everyone. I received these in my email.
Two older women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party."My dear," said the first woman . . . more
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June 03, 2007 03:21 PM EDT --
I got a kick out or these and thought others would to. I received them in my email.
What Am I
A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers . . . more
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June 05, 2007 06:53 PM EDT --
When I found these in my email I thought they were worth sharing.
Move Cars
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
"Will the students . . . more
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June 06, 2007 07:14 AM EDT --
This would be a hard task to preform. I received this in an email.
It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NASA; they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime.
As they were . . . more
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June 06, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
I think this will be the last of these. I got a kick out of them. They came in my email.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
The only . . . more
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June 08, 2007 07:01 AM EDT --
I thought these were hilarious when I found them in my email.
Dear Milkman...
"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."
"Please leave an extra pint . . . more
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June 08, 2007 05:00 PM EDT --
I think these are great. I've seen some of these before, but don't think I've ever seen all of these together. I received this in my email.
Our tush is never a factor in a job interview. . . . more
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June 11, 2007 06:25 AM EDT --
I have heard some of these before, but not most of them. I still get a laugh out of them. This came in my email.
After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, . . . more
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June 11, 2007 06:41 PM EDT --
I still love finding good clean jokes like this in my email.
What is Where?
At the hospital where I trained as an operating-room technician, many doctors were performing their . . . more
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June 11, 2007 06:16 AM EDT --
I'm not sure that this is what I would want to hear when starting a trip on an airplane. I received this in my email.
Before takeoff
Hello and welcome to Alaska Flight 438 to San . . . more
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June 23, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
I think that some of you will remember several of these. I received this in an email from a friend.
YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF:
You know what a "burnout" is. . . . more
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