Tag: comedy
group name: funlife
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October 25, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
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October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:24 AM EDT --
Last night, my friends and i went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
Some rules cannot be followed
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day
and told him to come into her office.
" What is your name?" was the . . . more
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October 25, 2007 08:02 AM EDT --
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular . . . more
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October 13, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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July 21, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After
the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:45 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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June 05, 2007 09:58 AM EDT --
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the "US "
21. Tries to use credit cards in a roadside hotel.
20 . Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:48 AM EDT --
Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away??
Boyfriend: Were you away??
Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you!
Girlfriend: How soon??
Boyfriend: May I hold your hand??
Girlfriend: No thanks, . . . more
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June 05, 2007 10:04 AM EDT --
Zoology Test
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor . . . more
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October 16, 2007 04:21 AM EDT --
Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?
Scroll Down for answer
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October 24, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
One man got a child
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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
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October 24, 2007 09:23 AM EDT --
Husband wid his wife...
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After Knowing that Husband is Behind girlfriend....His . . . more
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August 05, 2008 08:31 PM EDT --
This very short-lived sitcom only ran for one month. It starred Peter Scolari as a father of several children.
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October 15, 2007 05:53 AM EDT --
Spacebar
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July 21, 2007 09:54 AM EDT --
" Laughter is an instant vacation"
--Merlin Berke
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday . . . more
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October 07, 2007 06:57 AM EDT --
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's . . . more
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October 07, 2007 07:00 AM EDT --
Fact: 1
You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
FACT: 2
After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
FACT: 3
Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa!
FACT:4
Now u r laughing . . . more
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October 07, 2007 07:03 AM EDT --
Facts under lined
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction . . . more
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