Tag: funny
group name: funlife
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November 12, 2007 08:57 PM EST --
This was too good! Had to pass it along!
Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual Yearly Dementia Test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the . . . more
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October 13, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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October 14, 2007 12:27 PM EDT --
My uncle just emailed this to me, and I thought it was cute enough to share:
There was a Scottish painter named Wayne who was very interested in
making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down . . . more
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June 05, 2007 09:58 AM EDT --
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the "US "
21. Tries to use credit cards in a roadside hotel.
20 . Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health . . . more
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October 16, 2007 04:44 AM EDT --
Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.
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October 16, 2007 05:18 AM EDT --
One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of
Seriousb ack pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient . . . more
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January 22, 2008 01:08 AM EST --
So I finished my delicious "Grandpa's Country Breakfast" Saturday morning at Cracker Barrel. That place will fill you up, let me tell ya… so my friend is in line paying for . . . more
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September 06, 2007 10:11 PM EDT --
I just got this in my email and HAD to share - I have so been there!
When you visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's . . . more
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February 24, 2008 06:31 PM EST --
I am, at heart, a scam artist. All my friends will tell you so. I'm always thinking of great ways to cheat the system, but typically my underlying value system keeps me from following through. I typically . . . more
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June 05, 2007 10:04 AM EDT --
Zoology Test
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor . . . more
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April 11, 2008 09:10 AM EDT --
Thank you!
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without . . . more
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October 16, 2007 04:21 AM EDT --
Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?
Scroll Down for answer
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October 15, 2007 05:53 AM EDT --
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January 22, 2008 01:05 AM EST --
I Don't Like Doing #2 at Other People's Houses
I have a confession to make: I don't like taking dumps at other people's houses.
There, I said it.
But even though I don't like . . . more
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March 09, 2008 12:45 PM EDT --
Funny from my email:
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The . . . more
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October 07, 2007 06:57 AM EDT --
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's . . . more
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October 07, 2007 07:00 AM EDT --
Fact: 1
You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
FACT: 2
After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
FACT: 3
Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa!
FACT:4
Now u r laughing . . . more
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October 07, 2007 07:03 AM EDT --
Facts under lined
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction . . . more
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June 02, 2007 09:40 AM EDT --
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October 16, 2007 04:45 AM EDT --
Why does an elephant take a shower?
Because he can't fit in the bathtub!
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