Tag: joke
group name: funlife
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November 12, 2007 08:57 PM EST --
This was too good! Had to pass it along!
Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual Yearly Dementia Test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the . . . more
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February 27, 2008 05:00 PM EST --
Yes, parents we have all heard that question. I always answer 'almost.' Then they want to know how long. Doesn't matter where we are going the truth doesn't seem to satisfy, . . . more
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November 10, 2007 05:31 PM EST --
How do you pronounce the capital on Kentucky, Louisville or Louieville?
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October 14, 2007 12:27 PM EDT --
My uncle just emailed this to me, and I thought it was cute enough to share:
There was a Scottish painter named Wayne who was very interested in
making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down . . . more
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July 21, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After
the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm . . . more
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April 16, 2008 09:45 PM EDT --
Did you know?
If you nose runs and your feet smell.....
You're built upside down......
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July 21, 2007 09:45 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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March 06, 2008 03:37 PM EST --
Disclaimer: This is a joke.
For those who have suffered the effects of boredom there is help available. That help comes in the form of a website called Gather. It is a social networking site where . . . more
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March 25, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
Did you hear that Mr. & Mrs. Moore had 10 kids? Their names were:
Mary Moore
Dennis Moore
Amy Moore
Lucy Moore
Donald Moore
Mavis Moore
Elijah Moore
Kathyrn Moore
David Moore . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:48 AM EDT --
Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away??
Boyfriend: Were you away??
Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you!
Girlfriend: How soon??
Boyfriend: May I hold your hand??
Girlfriend: No thanks, . . . more
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September 06, 2007 10:11 PM EDT --
I just got this in my email and HAD to share - I have so been there!
When you visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's . . . more
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March 23, 2008 06:01 PM EDT --
When Mike started losing his hair (which was around the age of 23) there were many jokes going around. Of course when you have a little one around that can be the cutest of all. Our daughter, . . . more
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November 08, 2007 03:12 PM EST --
In the early days of motels, my father-in-law, RP decided to build one to increase his business. RP was a very smart man. During the day he would rent the motel rooms from the store and at . . . more
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March 14, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
THOSE Born 1920-1979
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or . . . more
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February 06, 2008 05:22 PM EST --
I heard this from a friend last week. Gotta love those wishes!
A man and his wife, both 60 years of age were walking along in the park on their 40th anniversary. . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:54 AM EDT --
" Laughter is an instant vacation"
--Merlin Berke
************ ***
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:07 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted jokes
In front of a New Hampshire restaurant
"Now serving live lobsters"
On the menu of a restaurant
"Blackened bluefish"
In a Maine restaurant
"Open seven days . . . more
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October 02, 2007 12:53 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to thegreen. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot . . . more
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July 20, 2007 10:05 AM EDT --
The Female Rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all . . . more
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August 03, 2008 04:26 AM EDT --
A funny from my email:
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good
paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his
education, but then asked him, . . . more
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