Tag: jokes
group name: funlife
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October 25, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
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October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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January 03, 2008 12:13 PM EST --
I just found this in a random web search and thought they were funny!
1 ...A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to . . . more
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February 16, 2008 03:53 PM EST --
Came across this one: It says so much!
. . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:24 AM EDT --
Last night, my friends and i went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
Some rules cannot be followed
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day
and told him to come into her office.
" What is your name?" was the . . . more
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October 25, 2007 08:02 AM EDT --
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular . . . more
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June 05, 2007 09:58 AM EDT --
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the "US "
21. Tries to use credit cards in a roadside hotel.
20 . Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health . . . more
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July 21, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After
the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:45 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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June 05, 2007 10:04 AM EDT --
Zoology Test
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor . . . more
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September 21, 2007 11:01 AM EDT --
Two farmers from a small town outside of Auburn, New York were walking home together after each had purchased a pig. One said to the other, "How are we going to tell them apart?"
The other . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:48 AM EDT --
Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away??
Boyfriend: Were you away??
Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you!
Girlfriend: How soon??
Boyfriend: May I hold your hand??
Girlfriend: No thanks, . . . more
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February 14, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
This has got to be the cleanest joke my uncle has ever sent!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " . . . more
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October 07, 2007 06:57 AM EDT --
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's . . . more
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June 05, 2007 10:44 AM EDT --
I wonder how true some of these would be. What do you think? This came in my email.
If men got pregnant ...
Maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay.
There would be a cure for . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . . more
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October 24, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
One man got a child
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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
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August 17, 2007 04:40 PM EDT --
A little humor makes the day go better for me and I hope others. I received these in my email.
A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 ("knowing my own . . . more
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August 20, 2007 10:12 AM EDT --
I hope these will bring a smile to everyone. I received these in my email.
Two older women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party."My dear," said the first woman . . . more
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